The Federal Press Agency is our answer to the Upload Filters of 20th century European Union Politicians. Federal Truth Controllers, you know. Whhssssch… and gone they are. history. It’s all repeated history.
We the people. Publishers of 21st century. Altogether, we vote.
at The Federal Press Agency, we‘re participative, you know. And we‘re kind. We let them all talk on, in their beautiful, ever so utterly expensive glass palasts. They’re all over the world.
Caring for their own pockets, and those they owe for all that fame. They take 10000 Euro per month and they talk about poverty, in shiny TV.
How do they know. How can they understand.
still, we tolerate them.
we’re free, we’re honest, even and fair. our Treasures we share. day one, we’re the poor.
altogether, we bear them all, for too once upon a long time ago.
day two. we the people make a wish come true.
How can they understand how cruel it is to die, from bitter poverty, in knowing from a broken shield’s iPhone all about how beautiful these people live in their shiny paradise, their daily parades.
The Sun keeps shining. The Sun keeps shining.
Your child cries. Your child dies.
and so, while some people who call themselves gouvernment are showing there faces on some bribed, old TV stations of past century, we the people have started to move on. We just let them talk on, just let them talk on, with their beautiful, white teeth’ bla bla. We barely listen. When we meet a friend, we mumble. It’s all about getting the work done.
at the same time, in some forgotten state of past century, it was the gathering of the early few. It was the time to think some new, new land. It was the time to build solutions for the idiots, the crank, the locked away dumbos, the beggars on the street, and the utterly forgotten poor from the outsider’s world.
They are rich on the bank account. They’re shiny. They’re posh. Posh Shine Takers.
ooh, how powerful they are, talking garbage about how many people can they can’t bear to feed.
once home of awe forgotten poor, they joke about. Then they laugh, loud on.
So first they ignore us. Then they laugh on us. And then, they spit on us. And we let them spit on.
And finally, finally. They’re gonna fight us. They are going to fight us, that’s one thing for sure.
With all those weapons they have built to protect themselves against the forgotten poor.
We’re just the symptome, you know, we’re not the cause. These people spit on themselves.
And so we learn that kindness is not all about a friendly neighbour’ship.
These people will start fighting each other.
we are rich in our heart.
we are few.
we are Survivors.
we are Pirates of 21st century.
we’re global. and we’re determined to balance the world, as a whole.
Psst. Ey, you? –
what’s your little problem, out there?
ooh, how the goof is fighting the better in you.
it’s up to everyone. it’s deep in us.
we try. in privacy. we sleep.
they beat on us, day one.
it’s all for the people, you know.
at The Federal Press Agency, we’re builders.
we’re builders of 21st century.
good and bad is gonna stay, you know. Eternal rules.
it’s just the side we are allowed to choose.
defining the path of 21st century.
in all our ever so beauty.
altogether, we vote:
we’re wolves in the dark.
The Federal Press Agency includes:
- configure up to 2 Websites, free of charge
- authorize one Twitter account, free of charge
- will inform about selected Websites or Website Pages of your choice
- Federal Press Agency will read your Website Sitemap in all its pages
- supports sub-pages (https://dynamic-applications.com/downloads/)
- Federal Press Agency will start Tweeting Informations for you
- slow pace: regular Tweet interval of 90 min (42 min for Pirates)
- will favour the Tweets with most RT and Favs, statistically chosen
- will Retweet your best Friends, once in a while
- will Retweet additional infos (News Magazines, Quotes, Pictures)
- will curate your best Tweets in history, and repeat them for you
- collects and retweets your favorite Hashtags
- regular Pirate Meeting Mondays on Mumble (Bundespresse AG)
- organize a public 5-star vote there, convince the Pirate crowd
- we publish all articles from 4/5 stars as a result of that public vote
- See Federal Press Agency Publications page for more
- will run as long your Laptop or PC is running
- minimal energy consumption, all Tweets cached internally
- highly detailed log-file creation, so that it’s fully transparent
- supports Facebook operating in Slave Mode, publishing all Tweets
- will startup minimized, and can be placed in your Autostart folder.
- a modern Website with a Sitemap.xml (automatic with most website generators).
- a free Twitter account
- from 2019, you’ll have to apply at Twitter to become a certified app developer, first.
- Windows 7 / 8 / 10 (to operate your Federal Press Agency publication engine).
- Startup Informer relies on TweetInvi API, an open source Twitter API library.
- Issues towards TweetInvi or Twitter API changes may take some time to be fixed.
For further information, please refer to Startup Informer, our variant for Startups, where we’ve also documented quite a few things about how to successfully promote your small project from the SEO (Search Engine Optimization) perspective.
Much like Startup Informer, what you publicize with The Federal Press Agency is completely up to you. At the moment, we just include a few Weblinks in Extras menu, in case you’d be interested to meet us on mumble. Stay tuned.
We develop a standalone client: everything included. Precise. Pure. and Safe.
No data gathering, no Server behind you. It’s your business, it’s your data. We respect that.
Select your own developer name. Your Website. Your Terms. We’ll know nothing about it.
Latest update exclusively on dynamic-apps.org, our free FTP download Server.
Publications by The Federal Press Agency are a result of the democratic vote. We vote on these on Mumble. Detailed Information can be found on the publication page.
You’ll find the earliest Public voted Information of The Federal Press Agency, here.
Federal Press Agency.
about Dynamic Applications.
Dynamic Applications is a small business consultancy focused on customers, product cost, efficiency, sales, and net profit. We support Startups in developing 21st century Business Models. We’re driven by thousands of independent voters. Altogether, we develop Perfect Desire, an evolving platform of free and simple business plan calculators for everyone.
We vote in online democracy, we deliver for free. we work for you, and we call them Dynamic Applications.
SocialMedia driven innovations for the 21st century. And you could be one.
at Dynamic Applications, we work to empower people.
we are Sharing Economy. Follow us to gain.
We the people make a wish come true.
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